MagicMuffinHobbit

Putting your hand over a girls mouth to stop people hearing her moaning is the hottest thing

Kissing her and letting her moan into your mouth is even sexier

 - WHO RULES THE SEA NOW!?
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tylersvathings:

1 blah blah lava

2 yes yes quiiiiiiite

3 DO YOU??

4 uhhhh

5 DO IT DIEPOD

6 DIEPOD FUCKS THAT FISH

FUCK ME?! NAW FUCK THAT FISH! YOU’LL BE THE BITCH OF THE SEA WHEN I’M DONE WITH YOU!

Art by Beanseller 

Team Magma Leader and extras - Me

Team Aqua Leader / New Ruler of the Sea - Diepod

seadeepspaceontheside:

Honestly. I am not ready for the Third Movie. This is why I make these.

One time i went to olive garden with my mom and she told me she was alcoholic and then the next time we went she told me that she was divorcing my dad
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nostalgiaultra:

Wrestling is real and I will die for this

nostalgiaultra:

Wrestling is real and I will die for this

frozenfontana:

iaintnopapaya:

Disney Princesses as sloths.

but why

twixie-answers-mod:

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divergenttributefromdisneyworld:

musicaltheatreandbooklover19:

humourous-fallen-angel:

ben-c:

since so many people are a fan of my insults, i’ve made a curse-free insult generator at the request of a very enthusiastic anon

here u go, bud

YOU REPULSIVE CELERY STICK.

You Obtuse Cactus

You Absolute Peanut

you aBHORRENT WOOLEN SOCK

YOU CATATONIC KNITTING NEEDLE

you tedious desk lamp

YOU SUPERFLUOUS CABBAGE!

YOU TEDIOUS JAR OF RELISH

YOU CATATONIC DESK LAMP!! >:VV

YOU OBTUSE PUMPKIN SEED! >:(

sexuallyfrustratedjellybabies:

sexuallyfrustratedjellybabies:

so my dog was reunited with his parents today

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and his dad has provided me with the best reaction picture eVER

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you think this is a game, son?

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